vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

My friend Nihal submitted a picture of Aziz Ansari for his senior picture.

himasexaul:

Trying to write a story

Trying to reply to an amazing role player without screwing up

Forgetting to message someone back

Trying to talk to people

vocaroo:

and-exhaleee:

vocaroo:

me pulling a knife on my grandma

IS SHE WEARING A LIFE ALERT

yes and she’s gonna need it

ghosti:

dang

largebeard:

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

simplythebess:

pluckypalaeontologist:

pinecounty:

necroluste:

J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers.

Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes.

EXPLAINS THE BOOKS

^^^^ This

cosmicfathoms:

heyitspj:

ishidakiyomondo:

what if gamzee said ‘old sport’ instead of ‘brother’ or ‘motherfucker’

the great gamzee

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

ohmypheels:

everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should

just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.

now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been deleted because somebody ‘wanted your url’

how sad would that be

kill-whitepeople:

charmandork:

fatflagrantfeminist:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

beam-meh-up-scotty:

Kanye West getting deep on twitter

SOLID.

this is why I love this man. 

Okay, if you don’t love Kanye, I question you and will forever until you learn.
I’ve never had a man ask me straight up if it was okay to use the word “bitch” even endearingly.
Not once.

is this real

yes

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/04/kanye-west-introspective-word-bitch_n_1853966.html

shinebrightlikedavesprite:

people recognizing you in cosplay more like